Today’s Poo:

Bathroom Haters

Today in History:

2021 Donald Trump became the first U.S. president to be impeached twice, after the House of Representatives approved an article of impeachment that accused him of “incitement of insurrection” for allegedly encouraging his supporters to storm the Capitol in an effort to overturn the results of the 2020 presidential election, in which Trump was defeated by Joe Biden.

Word of the Day:

Elysian

adjective ih-LIZH-un

Something described as elysian is blissful or delightful in a way that evokes something otherworldly. Elysian is also used to mean "of or relating to Elysium"—that is, an eternal paradise for the souls of the heroic and pure in classical mythology.

They were motivated by the dream of retiring to a tropical isle and enjoying a life of elysian ease.

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News:

• Taiwan voters dismiss China warnings and hand ruling party a historic third consecutive presidential win

• U.S. launches another airstrike on site believed to be controlled by Houthis in Yemen

• Texas Arctic front updates: Harris County officials to give update on freeze preps at 1 p.m.

• Bitcoin ETFs could open floodgates to $30 trillion wealth management market

Sports:

Yesterday (If scores are not final, click to see final score)

Today

• How Iowa's Caitlin Clark is revolutionizing women's basketball

• Juan Soto, Yankees agree to record $31M arbitration deal; Pete Alonso gets $20.5M

• Joel Klatt: Why all signs point to Kalen DeBoer replacing Nick Saban at Alabama

• Patriots reportedly hiring Jerod Mayo as head coach, succeeding Bill Belichick

Fun:

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Puzzle/Trivia/Riddle:

A snail can sleep for how many years?

Yesterdays Answer: Fay Wray

Animal of the day:

Meat Sweats - Saturday Sauce

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